One of you astute blogophiles wanted to know what is going through Ian Poulter’s mind when he dresses for the day, and I’ll try to get to him and ask.

Later, though, when he’s not so busy.

But let’s talk about what the spectators are wearing. Because, come on, you’re going to The Masters. You’re going to put some thought into it. If the weather’s nice, almost everybody shows up in golf shirts and shorts or khakis. The weird thing is… no blue jeans or t- shirts .

Anywhere. On anybody. It’s so civilized.

Choosing what hat to wear is where people take their time. This is Golf Easter and the congregation is eager to signify by sporting their finest haberdashery. Your brim at Augusta defines you. It sends a message and instead of the shouting heckle of a t- shirt, this is the subdued whisper of a hat.

As you might expect, sports teams and colleges rule. Obviously, The Masters hat is #1. Special props if it has a date other than 2008. The older, the better. Titleist must have great promotions since they’re far and away the #2 hat. Then a sprinkling of other tournaments, (Torrey Pines: U.S. Open) which is way cool. Famous courses (Carnoustie Golf Links) and obscure ones (Huron Oaks?). Smartest move is to wear no hat at all and then buy one here. And when you go home and hit another course or tournament or brunch at Denny’s, we know who’s signifying now.