“I hate this visor. It gives me hat hair.”

“Hurry up. We keep missing ropes.”

“Did you buy that cigar or just roll up some leaves?”

“I kept trying to figure out what a patron is. Turns out it’s me.”

“Two dollar beers?! You got to be kidding. Let’s get two more.”

“Trevor Immelman is 8-under? That’s great. I love the Europeans.”

“So far, I’ve run into a patient and a neighbor. I can’t go anywhere.”

“He doubled fifteen.”

“Ooh, three sevens. That can’t be good.”

“We’re in a pool and I’m just checking on my guys.” “Who do you got?” “I got that Thai guy.” “He withdrew.” “What?”

“I can’t remember the last time the two of us were able to eat out for $9.” “I can. You were skinnier.”

“Who’s got time to sit? We can sit when we’re dead.”

“What do you think the cut will be?” “Plus three, four.”

“He was 1-under for a second.”

“You can’t go left on 10. Even I know that.”

“Unless he jumped him on the hole before and now he’s giving it back to him.”

“Orange is such a difficult color.”

“How many hats did you get?” “Twenty- five.” “I hope that’s going to be enough.” “I should go back.”